So my friend, after have one too many cocktails, sees this restaurant sign that says $1 burgers. So she goes in, places an order for like 10 burgers because, after all, they were only $1. After eating, the waitress brings over the bill and it's nearly $30.
"What the heck is this?" my friend says. "I thought these were dollar burgers.
"No, no," says the waitress. "Where did you hear that?"
"It says so on your sign."
"What sign?" the waitress said.
"The one out front," my friend answered.
"No, no," the waitress said. "It doesn't say $1 burgers on the sign, it says #1 burger, the name of the restaurant."