|Jhalakathi district, south of Dhaka, Bangladesh|
Welcome to Jhalakathi district, which is south of Dhaka, Bangladesh. Home to shanties, local fisherman, and, apparently, a no-nonsense woman with a Crocodile Dundee like knife named Monju Begum.
Monju Begum at an unkown date
Now, Mr. Mazi, in his denail of the charges, said he and Mrs. Begum had been friends with benefits for years, and that she wanted to run away with him to the city (like they do in the movies) and live happily ever after. But when he refused such romantic nonsense with a sideways flicker of his hand and said that he'd miss his wife and kids too much, and that he only wanted to "stick it in her" every once in a while, just to get his shit out, she grabbed a knife (see below image)
|The knife prior to the incident|
And then, like a butcher or chef often does to his meat or vegetables, severed his penis from his body as though she were chopping a leafy stem from a pepper.
|Knife after the incident|
Unbelievable. However, Mrs. Begum refutes all that by saying (and I'm paraphrasing here), "That damn trashy bastard has been trying to stick his little willy in me for months."
The police chief, trying hard to keep a straight face, said they're just waiting for the man to get better. Which will probably TAKE A HELLEVA LONG TIME! :)
"I am a double victim," the man said from his lonely hospital bed. "First, she cut my penis and now police say they are going to arrest me for attempted rape."
On a side note (and this made me laugh), The Huffington Post described the woman, Mrs. Begum, as making a "sensitive cut." LOOOOOOL.